Showing posts with label horror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horror. Show all posts

Monday, October 27, 2014

"Hide Behind the Chainsaws!" ~ Hilarious Geico Halloween Commercial

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There's a new commercial out from Geico that pokes fun at horror movie stupidity - you know, when someone is trying to run away from a knife-wielding psychopath but forgets they have a car in the driveway, or that they should lock the door behind them.

So if you enjoy Sarah Michelle Geller's "I Know What You Did Last Summer" or Joss Whedon's "The Cabin in the Woods," you will love this video:





Sunday, September 22, 2013

Embrace of the Vampire ~ Adult Porn Buffy

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Buffy meets True Blood Meets Alyssa Milano Meets the Exorcist. Or something like that.

I never saw the original 1995 version with Alyssa Milano movie, but I've read that it is most famous for a nude scene in which Alyssa is knocked out and gang-banged. Isn't that special? I would call that the Anti-Buffy because even at the worst, when Buffy is allowing Spike to have his way with her, they both know it's consenual and while she is weak, she is also awake. And when it crosses into rape territory, Buffy shuts that whole thing down and it never happens again.

The clue to how different "Embrace of the Vampire" is from Buffy is the picture on the box of Milano with her eyes closed. Not very Buffy-esque.

And now they've remade it and it's probably worse.

Neither the original or the remake is family friendly. Gory and sexually violent. Not my thing. And probably why this is going straight to DVD and Blu Ray instead of to a theater near you. But due out before Halloween, on October 15th.

Watch Video only if you Dare! Lots of blood.

From Bloody Disgusting News
Anchor Bay Films provided Bloody Disgusting with the exclusive trailer premiere for their erotic horror film, Embrace of the Vampire, starring Sharon Hinnendael (Rites of Passage, “Look”), Tiio Horn (Defiance, Hemlock Grove), C.C. Sheffield (“True Blood”), Chelsey Marie Reist (12 Rounds: Reloaded) and Victor Webster (Continuum). Available on Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack and DVD October 15th, the trailer looks like a mix between Twilight and “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” with a heavy dose of sex and violence. I’m intrigued!

The film is a reimagining of the 1995 cult classic version starring Alyssa Milano, which will also be made available on Blu-ray for the very first time on the same day!





Sunday, July 7, 2013

Cabin in the Woods Maze Coming to Universal Orlando!

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This will draw huge crowds at Halloween!

From Hollywood Reporter
In an example of life imitating art that was, itself, imitating art, both the cabin and the subterranean base unleashing B-movie hell on its inhabitants are going to be recreated as part of Universal Orlando's annual Halloween Horror Nights celebration this fall. But don't worry: Visitors to this particular cabin will be on the side of the guys in charge of the whole shebang.

According to reports, The Cabin in The Woods attraction will include a storyline co-written by Goddard in which the larger mythology and background of the organization based underneath the cabin will be revealed, via Lost-like induction films to new recruits (i.e., the attraction's visitors). "My wish for Cabin was always that it would live on outside the film, that people would take that ball and run with it," the writer told Zap2It.com, "and I can't imagine a better fit for what we were trying to do with the movie than make a maze out of it."

. . . The Cabin maze will run select nights from Sept. 20 through Nov. 2 as part of Universal Orlando's Halloween Horror Nights 23 event.

From Moviefone
The storyline of the attraction, to be written by Goddard, will expand the mythology of the mysterious organization behind the cabin's undertakings, and will feature videos inducting new recruits -- the visitors -- into its ranks. Universal officials have said that the attraction will keep the spirit of "Cabin"'s surprise cameos alive by featuring not only creatures from the film, but other classic monsters from the Universal fold.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Why Seth Green Practiced Voice of a Serial Killer

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Seth Green, who played Oz on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, has been the voice of "Chris" on The Family Guy for eleven years now - not a bad gig if you can get it! Green told Conan O'Brien that he based the voice on Buffalo Bill, the fictional Serial Killer in "Silence of the Lambs." And he still got the job, wow.


Sunday, March 24, 2013

Slayer Soundtrack Sunday ~ "Danse Macabre"

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The memorable episode "Hush" in Season 4 is considered by some Buffy fans to be the scariest of the whole series. A group of creepy floating demons known as "The Gentlemen" are haunting Sunnydale in order to capture the voices of sleeping people. As part of their evil plans they also begin to harvest the hearts of various poor souls for a ritual.

source: Wikipedia
The Gentlemen, called the "creepiest villains we've ever done" by series writer Doug Petrie, were inspired by a nightmare Whedon had as a child, specifically one in which he was in bed and approached by a floating monster. Whedon fashioned The Gentlemen as something from a Brothers Grimm fairy tale, intending them to be frightening to children — monsters who carve out people's hearts, smiling as they do so. Nosferatu, Pinhead from Hellraiser, and Mr. Burns from The Simpsons all served as physical models for The Gentlemen.
Elegantly Victorian in costume and demeanor, Whedon found their politeness and grace especially unsettling. Their metallic teeth were inspired by the intersection of Victorian culture with the height of the Industrial age, an era that Whedon considers "classically creepy". For Buffy studies scholar Rhonda Wilcox, The Gentlemen and their straitjacket-wearing minions, who clumsily flap, gyrate, and crouch as they move, are representative of class disparity and patriarchy: The Gentlemen, with their Victorian suits, move effortlessly to accomplish what they set out to do while their minions, whom Whedon called "footmen", do the "dirty work".

This episode was nominated for Emmy Awards in the categories Outstanding Writing in a Drama Series and Outstanding Cinematography. It also received a Writers Guild of America Award.

A little girl appears in Buffy's prophetic dream singing a song about The Gentlemen:

Can't even shout
Can't even cry
The gentlemen are coming by
Looking in windows
Knocking on doors
They need to take seven
And they might take yours
Can't call to mum
Can't say a word
You're gonna die screaming
But you won't be heard



When Giles has to silently explain his discoveries about The Gentlemen using an overhead projector, for background music he plays "Danse Macabre" - a classical work by the composer Camille Saint-Saens, inspired by Medieval morality plays and paintings about Death:





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Source: La Mort Dans L'Art
The dances of death were mostly painted (or more rarely carved) on the outside walls of cloisters, of family vaults, of ossuaries or inside some churches. These frescoes represent an emaciated corpse or a skeleton coupled with a representative of a certain social class. The number of characters and the composition of the dance vary. The dance of death often takes the form of a farandole. Below or above the picture are painted verses by which death adresses its victim. He often talks in a threatening and accusing tone, sometimes also cynic and sarcastic. Then comes the argument of the Man, full of remorse and despair, crying for mercy. But death leads everyone into the dance: from the whole clerical hierarchy (pope, cardinals, bishops, abbots, canons, priests), to every single representative of the laic world (emperors, kings, dukes, counts, knights, doctors, merchants, usurers, robbers, peasants, and even innocent children). Death does not care for the social position, nor for the richness, sex, or age of the people it leads into its dance. It is often represented with a musical instrument.

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Dance Macabre is better known today as the background music for several Halloween cartoons. Americans may remember the one that was shown on PBS, along with the classroom filmstrip with Harold Dexter Hoopes watercolors, which reminds me the most of The Gentlemen because of the big clock tower. The last one is a fantastical award-winning animation from Ireland. It's very Buffy-esque, with skeletons popping up out of the graveyard - enjoy! :)






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