Vamps on TV ~ Commercials

Vamps are good at selling things to consumers! Even in daylight! Well, maybe not . . .

Kellogg's Nutri Grain Fruit Crunch Bar Vampire Commercial 2013


Audi 2012 Dusted by Daylight - with homage to Twilight tree climbing


Sonic Burger Commercial 2011 (thankfully not the double-meat palace)



Doritos Vamp



Diesel Jeans 2009



Cute 1990s Retro Duracell Battery Vamp

Buzzfeed Ranks the Vampires of Buffy

Hmm, Louis Peitzman of Buzzfeed has ranked 22 of the Buffy vampires. Here is his list:



1. Spike
2. Angel
3. Vampire Willow from "The Wish"
4. Drusilla
5. Darla
6. Harmony
7. The Master
8. Dracula
9. Sunday from "The Freshman"
10. Holden Webster from "Conversations with Dead People"
11. Vampire Xander from "The Wish"
12. Mr. Trick, from "Faith, Hope and Trick"
13. Anne Pratt, Spike's Mother from "Lies My Parents Told Me"
14. Zachary Kralik from "Helpless"
15. Dalton from "What's My Line"
16. Jesse McNally from "Welcome to the Hellmouth"
17. Turok-Han from "Never Leave Me"
18. Justin from "All the Way"
19. Luke the Preacher from "Welcome to the Hellmouth"
20. Andrew Borba from "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date"
21. Lyle and Tector Gorch from "Bad Eggs"
22. The Anointed One from "Never Kill a Boy on the First Date"


Some of these choices and their ranks have me scratching my head - Drusilla AFTER Vampire Willow? The Anointed One in Last Place after the Gorches? And I think a few vampires have been left out - where is Buffy's old friend "Ford?" So here is my edited and rearranged top 22.


1. Spike
2. Drusilla
3. Angel
4. Dracula
5. Harmony
6. Vampire Willow
7. The Master
8. Darla
9. Mr. Trick
10. The Anointed One
11. Luke the Preacher
12. Billy Fordham from "Lie to Me" (Vampire Wannabe)
13. Anne Pratt
14. Dalton from "What's My Line"
15. Vampire Xander
16. Eddie from "The Freshman"
17. Sunday
18. Zachary Kralik
19. Jesse McNally
20. Shempy Vamp in "Bargaining" (told demons about the Buffybot)
21. Holden Webster
22. Gorch Clan